But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Randomize
