i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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