His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
