Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
