Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
this is an emotional support booty call
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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