Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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