We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
im on a boat
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