i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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