he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Randomize
