Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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