"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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