i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
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