It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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