Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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