one two three fourrrrnication!
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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