What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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