You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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