she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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