do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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