are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
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