dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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