There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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