no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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