Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Randomize
