is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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