Pants 0. Shit 1.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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