On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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