thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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