Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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