I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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