oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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