is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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