Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
mondays should just be called national damage control day
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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