My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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