it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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