just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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