why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
There's always time for handjobs
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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