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(612): View more from Minnesota

that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch

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(229): View more from Georgia

this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.

(1-229): View more from Georgia

You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?

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(801): View more from Utah

My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.

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(301): View more from Maryland

My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.

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(417): View more from Missouri

My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.

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my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in

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(510): View more from California

Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???

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