never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I don't deserve a penis
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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