I didn't shave. On purpose
Ambien. No doubt about it.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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