Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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