sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Randomize
