did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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