Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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