i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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