Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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