Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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