It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Your dad touched me again.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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