at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
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