Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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