Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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