I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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