So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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